Whilst perusing the internet at very near 5 o'clock in the morn, we stumbled across the following:
Be overwhelmingly terrified.
With martyrs and mastodons,
Izzy and Ginger
About Me
- Izzy and Ginger
- Izzy is a part-time Canadian and a full-time creep. She dreams of one day being a hot air balloon pilot and gangster rapper, but hopes to find time on the side to co-author a series of adventure books for children. Izzy was brought up by a biker and a sea captain but somehow managed to have a relatively normal childhood. She pursued an education at the School of Hard Knocks but was inevitably kicked out due to lack of a poor upbringing, which then led her to a somewhat "respectable" institution in Northeast Ohio. It was at this institution that she met her best friend and partner in crime, Ginger. Ginger is an adventurous dinosaur enthusiast who enjoys flour-bombing passersby and compiling lots of random facts and knowledge about nerdy things like comic books and teh interwebz and has also been known to read Encyclopedia Dramatica just for funsies. Ginger goes to a silly higher education establishment also, but considers making ice cream sandwiches a much more productive use of time. She is into steampunk and has a goal of owning a cape for every outfit while on their upcoming book tour. Our upcoming fame is overwhelming.
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Color me overwhelmingly terrified.
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