Thoughts of the day.

Ginger: Love is in the air on the T between an Ed Hardy douche bro and a Victoria's Secret Pink slut...coincidence? I think not.

I just had to wait to walk into McD's for a woman who was blocking the door to finish chugging a bottle of Pepto Bismol.

Izzy: It's not even noon yet and you've already had 2 sightings of American culture at its finest? Must be something about 9/9/09.  Question...why on earth would you be going to McDonald's if you had to chug a bottle of Pepto? That seems counterproductive.

Ginger: That's what I thought, or it was a terrible sign that I shouldn't eat my McGriddle...today was a good day so far.  VSP slut was a freshman in college and only drinks Smirnoff Ice...because that's what real party girls drink.

Izzy: I bet Ed Hardy bro enjoys the taste of Natty Ice.  And dick.

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Ginger: Kid Rock Boy is friends with Garfield the Cat on MySpace and is talking about conversations they've had...am I seriously supposed to learn with these people around?!

Izzy: Wtf...really? What does he say?

Ginger: Apparently they discuss feline leukemia on the reg...I am at a loss for words right now.

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Izzy: I love my Drug Use & Misuse class.  Probably because I love lesbians and drugs a whole bunch <3

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Ginger: Well said, bestie...we will break through the shackles of society and blaze our own trail of life.

Izzy: Well I am a bit of a pyro.  That could work.

Ginger: And we already own machetes.

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